Apparently I Stink, Am Broke and Need Viagra

Like most of you I get a lot of spam, and not the good kind.  Not the yummy hormel meat in a can that I love so much.  You can say what you want about any other food, but talk crap about my beloved Spam, and I will cut you!

Email spam infects my computer like Herpes at a frat party.  I can't help but wonder how or why my email address ended up on some of these email list.  Some of them make sense, but others leave me with a WTF taste in my mouth, and not the good kind of WTF as in, "WTF is Christian Bale doing in my bedroom".  No this is a "WTF, why am I getting Christian Singles emails." Not the Christian I was hoping for.

My most recent batch of spam emails are these:

These basically say that I'm a stink ass in desperate need of a bath who is broke and lacking in health insurance.  But, Dr. Mrs. Veronica is coming to my resuce with 2.5 million dollars that she wants to transfer to me from Nigeria, which will give me the cash I need to buy tons of Viagra from the Canadian Pharmacy.

A few of these are not that far off the mark, but most of the time my spam email makes me question just who I am, or at least what I'm putting out there about myself.

What do your spam emails say about you?