Top 5 Things That Chap My Ass

On my facebook page I have an album dedicated to photos of people and situations that chap my ass.  I started it as a non-violent protest against insconsiderate drivers, and those who park like they have no depth perception, a known side effect of chronic masturbation.

It's expanded over time to include inconsiderate cell phone users, extreme couponers and other annoying people or situations.

Here are my Top 5 Ass Chappers:

5. People who hold up a line as they use 63 coupons and argue with the cashier about what they should accept.

4. People who take up two parking spots at my kid's school on one of the busiest parking lot days of the year.

3. Anyone who coughs and hacks like they are coughing up a lung, while at no point making an effort to cover their mouth.  I was on vacation, not trying to catch your poolside ebola.

2.  Douchebags who not only speak loudly on their cell phones at a restaurant, but take it a step further by doing so on SPEAKER!

The number 1 ass chapper to date: The messes that magically appear in my sink or around the house, that NO ONE in the house had anything to do with!