In the spirit of sisterhood I'm going to share a few of my "Moments when I thought no one was looking." Be sure to share yours!
1. On a particularly warm fall day I was walking on a local trail with one of my very good girlfriends having a deep seeded conversation about female sexuality. I failed to notice the approaching man on a bike until he was right next to us, which was when I happened to be exclaiming rather enthusiastically: "I never even told my ex-husband that I masturbated!"
What made matters worse is he started to wobble on his bike, confirming that I'm fairly sure he heard me. Adding to my embarassment was that I recognized him as a member of my local rotary, who I knew.
2. After having dinner at home by myself, I stood at the sink in front of my kitchen window and licked all of the A-1 sauce off my plate. Seconds after I was done there was a knock at my door. Of course whoever is standing at my front door has a clear look into my kitchen, especially at night. I opened the door to a girlfriend of mine who greated me with "Hello my plate licking friend!". Thankfully she was holding a bottle of wine.
3. While eight months pregnant with my son I escaped the retail showroom I worked in at the time for a very needed bathroom break, taking the cordless phone with me. I accidently hit the intercom button and proceeded to pee like a race horse while sighing in relief quite loudly. I even let out a few moans. All of which was broadcast loud and clear over the showroom (as confirmed by a co-worker), which of course had customers in it.
So now let's hear yours. What have you done when you thought no one was looking?
